My big brother had an iconic photo taken of him at Olen Mills – the dismal family photography studio in the Mall. His teeth are insanely snaggly and his hair is cut straight across his brow. Off his 8 year old sholders hangs a saggy jersey tank, striped blue and white and emblazoned “SURF CLUB”. Sure.
His tiny, nervous nipples poke through a little.
All in all, it’s fucking adorable.
You’d better be pretty close to 8 though. Or at least look like you are.